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| So I havn't done this in a long time. I have time today, so I thought why not?
Ever walk down the street with your Ipod on and catch yourself singing outloud to the tunes. Those funny looks you are getting are not because you smell. (although i dont know which one is worse) For those of you who are not embarassed by your sweet vocals, there is a way for you to belt out those tunes in style.
That's right, Griffin finally made a portable Kareoke Machine for your Ipod. Party on the go, if you will.
The old fashion phone call from a landline may be the thing of the past, but you don't have to let that feeling slip away from your life. You can call your buddies up for a shake and burger at the neighborhood diner anytime with this retro bluetooth head set.
It may look a little Zach Morris-ish of you to carry it around in your pocket, but hey, he got all the ladies anyway.
Finally, something girls will really appreciate.
A vending company in the UK has finally caught on and started placing straightners in girls restrooms in clubs. Curly hair after a night of dancing in a dark club and about to emerge in the lit street with an afro? Fear not, run to the restroom, re-straighten and things are beginning to look back up!
I have no satiated my blogging needs, good day.
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| Wow, I havn't used xanga in soo long, i totally forgot how to make a new entry...lucky for me....i figured it out.
the Wit
(61% dark, 38% spontaneous, 26%
vulgar) |
your humor
style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX |
DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're
probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You
realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons'
philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most
other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral
approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or
staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the
most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
The
3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my best friend's best test:
The
Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness
Masterpiece
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to
other people your age and
gender: | You scored higher than 76% on
darkness | | You scored higher than 30% on
spontaneity | | You scored higher than 22% on
vulgarity |
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| man, when things pile up, they pile up REAL thick. I should be
upset at the situations in the pile but then I thought about it some
more. Here is a list of things that are piled thick and are good!
Dog pile of love
Mayo
Fleece in the Artic
Wall changes
Love letters
you get the point.
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| I need a boyfriend so i stop spending money. Taking applications.
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| Ari Fleischer is coming to UT!! Ari Fleischer is coming to UT!!
Im going, lemme know if anyone is interested.
Ticket distribution starting thursday at 8AM, the event is on Nov. 9th at 7:30, LBJ auditorium
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